The explanatory text from the ebay ad:-

"I am selling my soon to be ex husband's Ibanez guitar. It is used, much like how I feel after our 8 year relationship, and the strings will probably need replacing, much like the ones on my heart. I am selling as he left me one day, leaving me a letter saying he needed 'space' and most of his stuff. He has since then decided he is not coming back but he doesnt know why?

Many people believe that he is cheating on me, but I met up with him the other day to discuss our forthcoming divorce and he looks like a down and out hobo, strange as he managed to remember his razor, although maybe he has forgotten how to use it. What is more worrying is that he didnt take his toothbrush, so I cant imagine any other woman going there unless they have a very strange hobo fetish!

He has come to the conclusion that he is divorcing me because we have had 'too good a relationship' and 'we didnt argue enough' during the 8 years we have been together, so I can only presume he likes to be screamed at repeatedly and had wished I had made his life a misery, I am obviously very sorry for not being the evil, vindictive woman that he always wanted me to be! So unfortunately, as I am the caring, thoughtful wife that I have always been, he has no grounds to divorce me, or the money to, as he has never had two pennies to rub together since I have known him, and generally only has ever had any money when he has been with me.

I am now left with the wonderful task of divorcing (and paying for said divorce) and I feel that he should contribute, especially as I paid for about 95% of our wedding, only a mere year and a half ago! Like I said, he has never had 2 pennies to rub together, and probably never will again, thus completing his new hobo way of life. I would have been a very rich woman if I had never met him. So I have now decided to sell everything he has left behind to contribute towards the cost of my divorce, as I feel I should not have to pay a penny towards something that according to him 'is not my fault' and 'I have done nothing wrong' , especially as he has to cheek to leave all of his stuff all over my house and has not even offered to come and remove it, I have decided I will have to do it for him.

I don't know that much else about the guitar, only that he probably loved it more than me and looked after it better too. One day karma will give him all that he deserves, and today might be the start of it, and hopefully he will rot in hell where he belongs! Happy Bidding!"