I have an idea for a small home business based upon information gleaned from another unnamed thread.

I get a goat which eats the poison ivy around my property. I put an ad in craigs list. Have your fortune read by a goat turd reader. I ask the person you bring a person to bring a personal item. (Apparently goats will eat nearly anything.)   and once it passed through the goat I put on a silk robe an turban and read the scat patterns for predictive patterns and indications of future fortune.

To be frank, I am doing this to get around the prohibition against livestock in the city limits. If I make the goat managing partner, I think I have that covered. I don't really see any flaws in this plan. Would you all give me feedback please. Breed of goat for coastal North Carolina, size and sex of goat and of course the name are all things which require consideration. Thanks in advance for your help.

The goat turd diviner