See? I warned you!

That the bible is a fairy story cannot be a preconception, as 1) it is a series of stories and 2) what it states as fact cannot actually happen, or fairy story as it is known in English.

If your God is eternal, the instance that time started existing tends to make such claims nonsense.

Here's a good one about time. It chisels away at the fantasy of religions each and every say. Each attempt to see scriptures as more than what they actually are, stories with morals for the masses to consider, makes them seem even more absurd.

Be like our boutique Christians and accept the history of the story, not the history the story relates.