A joke from many years ago: A man who doesn't travel much takes a train trip, and after the porter helps him with his luggage, the guy asks shyly:"Umm.. my good man, I am not used to this... what is the average tip people give you?" Porter: "Oh, about $5, suh!" Guy gulps hard and reluctantly fishes out $5 and hands it to the porter. Porter: "Why, thank you, suh! You are the first one in 3 years that's come up to the average!"
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