This is what I love about country music: its unintentional humor.
From the video at YouTube:


GOD MADE GIRLS
As sung by RaeLynn on "God Made Girls" (2014)

Somebody's gotta wear a pretty skirt.
Somebody's gotta be the one to flirt.
Somebody's gotta wanna hold his hand,
So God made girls.
Somebody's gotta make 'im get dressed up,
Give 'im a reason to wash that truck.
Somebody's gotta teach 'im how to dance,
So God made girls.
He needed somethin' soft and loud and sweet and proud
But tough enough to break a heart,
Somethin' beautiful and breakable
That lights up in the dark,
So God made girls.
God made girls.
He stood back and told the boys: "I'm 'bout to rock your world,"
And God made girls (for singin' in your front seat).
God made girls (for dancin' to their own beat).
He stood back and told the boys: "I'm 'bout to rock your world,"
And God made girls.

Somebody's gotta be the one to cry.
Somebody's gotta let him drive,
Give him a reason to hold that door,
So God made girls.
Somebody's gotta put up a fight,
Make him wait on a Saturday night,
To walk downstairs and blow his mind,
So God made girls.
Somethin' that can wake him up and call his bluff,
And drag his butt to church,
Somethin' that is hard to handle,
Somethin' fragile to hold him when he hurts,
So God made girls.
God made girls.
He stood back and told the boys: "I'm 'bout to rock your world,"
And God made girls (for singin' in your front seat).
God made girls (for dancin' to their own beat).
He stood back and told the boys: "I'm 'bout to rock your world,"
And God made girls.

Somebody's gotta wear a pretty skirt.
Somebody's gotta be the one to flirt.
Somebody's gotta wanna hold his hand,
So God made girls.
God made girls.
He stood back and told the boys: "I'm 'bout to rock your world,"
And God made girls (for singin' in your front seat).
God made girls (for dancin' to their own beat).
He stood back and told the boys: "I'm 'bout to rock your world,"
And God made girls.

Somebody's gotta wear a pretty skirt.
Somebody's gotta be the one to flirt.
Somebody's gotta wanna hold his hand,
So God made girls.