I `ad that Rab MacTavish in my cab yesterday. I picked `im up outside "The Flying Scotsman" pub near `olborn. `e was waving a bloody great saltire on a stick and singing "I Belong to Glasgie". I said, "You O.K. Jimmy? Where to then?" `e said, "Kings Cross station please Jim. I gottie get `ame tae vote in the referendum and I gottie take driving lessons as soon as poss." I said, "gawd `elp us Rab. With your track record on the juice you`ll be death on wheels." `e said, "Dinna fass yesel aboot that Jim. I`ll be a different mon. Alec says when we get independence we`ll all get a BMW and I cannie miss oot on that!!" Whaddam I Like???
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