Just seen Joy's posting re Brian the Potty Poet, yep remember it well I still have a least one or his books of potty stuff and him "meeping" some crazy characters and no drugs except alcohol of course

Brian was a one eyed Milkman who had an electric milk float, from Sheffield and on one of the hilly ist milk rounds imaginable

We went with I think Patrick Walker, Brian, Booker, me and assorted others to a restaurant where Brian's imaginary friend "Tony Grapevine" ~ a big round tube of cardboard with a slit at mouth from which hung a cigarette which smoked [air circulation] and dressed to resemble a bloke

Well the poor waitress was non plussed when Brian starts ordering for Tony Grapevine, not sure whether to laugh or cry really.

he also had a joke dog lead, no dog just a lead unbelievable!!

Ray