You say that, Musket, but one day, just before setting off from work, I was having a natter with another teacher. Probably about Ofsted or something. Anyway, he sez something like Ofsted finding us brilliant was about as likely as getting run over by a London bus in Bude. Twenty minutes later I was driving through Bude (you bloody know what I'm going to say, don't you...), and guess what was parked in the industrial estate...