Can only remember parts of one that started out:

In fourteen hundred and ninety two
In the city of Genoa
There lived a good queen Isabel
A fine old Spanish lady

.......................
That matelot's name well known to fame
Was Christopher Columbo


Chorus; And he swung his balls around-o
       Until they touched the ground-o
       That masturbating, fornicating
       Son of a bitch Columbo

Sorry that' all I can recall right now, it's been a few years.