Apart from anything else, there's bugger all to be gained from punishing a slacker while he's still out of it. Firstly, how did he manage to get so pissed? Sippers is sippers, but if you've managed to rack up so many, you're probably blagging something. Secondly, we're covering for you - at a price. Put him in the longboat - with the cover over, so no PO will spot you. Secondly, let his ignominy be known, so those he bullied get to see his straightener. You may get to have pulled it this time, but...give us some time to blow the man down. No need for Divisional Orders or worse, we'll sort this, and it bids fair to be memorable.