Callin' George W. Bush a Chimp is a common way humans have of insultin' Chimps...and by extension, all apes. I heard it so many times by now that I hardly care anymore, which is a good thing for you, cos if I did still care that much, I'd have to find you and rip yer arms off.

But movin' on to other things, I am thinkin' we should start a thread entitled BS: Is Rapparee Alive?

And people could post the pros and cons, give their opinions about it.

I'm of two minds about it. On the one hand, he must be sort of alive, cos he keeps spreadin' false rumors about me. This indicates some low level of corporeal awareness...a livin' presence of a very primitive sort.

But is he morally alive? I don't think so. I ain't seen no indication of it. Is he spiritually alive? Ha! At the level of a turnip maybe? Or a garden snail? Is he mentally alive? Well...possibly...only you could sorta say that he's just limpin' along on life support when it comes to his mental powers.

So I think he is over 95% dead if ya look at it from all important angles.

Anyways, I think it would make a good thread.