A couple getting on in years went to the hospital to have their 12th child delivered. The doctor took the woman aside and said, "Look Mary, you are getting on in years and if you have any more children it will be a serious risk to your health" "I realise that doctor", she replied, "but the problem is that I'm getting very hard of hearing". "How do you mean?" he asked. "Well, when we go to bed at night, he's got into the habit of saying, ""Shall we go to sleep, or what"", I always say ""What?"" Jim Carroll
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