My version....no idea where I got it...''twas a long time ago!

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I had horse his name was Bill, When he ran away he wouldn't stand still
He ran away one day, and also I ran with him

He ran so fast that he could not stop, he ran into a barber's shop
And fell exhaustionised, with his eye teeth, in the barber's left shoulder

I had a girl her name was Daisy, when she sang the cat went crazy
With delirium, St Vitus, all sorts of cataleptics

Daisy's my girl and she's a peach, but don't leave food within her reach
Or nursemaids, or babies or chocolate ice cream sodas

She loves to laugh and when she smiles, you just see teeth for miles and miles
And tonsils and spare ribs and things too fierce to mention

She loves games and when she plays, she runs around for days and days
And vibrates and yodels and breaks the ten commandments

She went up in a balloon so big, the people on earth they looked like pigs
Like lice, like mice, like fleas and like fleasen

The balloon turned up with it's bum side higher and landed on the wife of a country Squire
Who yelled like steam, like a train and like dynamite

Well what would you do in a case like that, what would you do but jump on you're hat
Or your toothbrush, or your mother-in-law, or anything else that's helpless

cheers!!