.Back on post. If you are fat, it is your choice. Period..." Bert

Obviously you don't get it, Bert. That statement is far more hurtful than humo(u)r.

"A woman with bulging, fat back
Thought her bra had put her back on track
But the mass had slipped down
And she saw with a frown
That her thighs, hips and bum had gone slack" Steve Shaw

I like that. And it works just as well for a man. Ever hear of a 'manbra'?

"Fat-back bra with a big back brace -
put the plumpness in its place!
What a great stunt -
shove it to the front!
Fat-back bra with a big back brace!" leenia

LOL