Akenaton forgot to mention SNP when he gave a list of slaves to the system. Although their commitment to prosperity through equality and promised low taxation for large multinationals to bring inward investment is commendable.

However, down here we swing between the two parties. Tory have it at present but won it last time from Labour. As an MP, he has been visible, personally pushed a few things I like such as an EU funded rural broadband partnership advertised at inward investment and better transport access to a large industrial estate that needed a kick-start.

That said, I will search for the donkey with the red rosette and vote accordingly. After all, you get a constituency MP as a bonus. It is a presidential election these days and has been since Th*tcher.