Back in 1996, I posted this parody to rec.music.folk: Daisy, Daisy, send me some email, do I'm half-crazy all for a byte of you I can't afford a modem I don't know how to code 'em But you'd look good Upon a node Of the internet built for two. [Insert male name, twice], here is your email true I'd be crazy to interface with you Why don't you get a clue be- Fore ranting like a newbie And I'll be damned If I'll be spammed On an internet built for two. Jeri Corlew replied with Daisy, Daisy read my chain letter do Though I'm crazy, I swear it all is true Then send it to five others Their sisters and their brothers And you will stash A lot of cash Off this e-mail I sent to you Moron, moron, I read your chain letter through I'd be crazy to do what you said to do So take your bloody spamming Dispose of it by cramming I hope you're flamed By all those named When the letter comes back to you
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