This may be a duplication, but here it is:

"Henpecked?"

Up in Heaven there were two lines: One with a sign that
says, "If you were Henpecked, line up here", the other
saying, "If you weren't henpecked, stand here."

One day St. Peter was looking at the new arrivals, and
he saw the "Henpecked" line going on forever, while the
"Non-henpecked" line only had one guy standing in it.

St. Peter walked up to him and said, "You mean to tell me
you were never henpecked in your whole life?"

The guy said, "Well I guess not; this is where my wife told
me to stand."

and an Oldie but a Goldie:

"Do You Have Control?"

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them were talking
about the amount of control they have over their wives, while
the third remained quiet.

After a while one of the first two turned to the third and
said, "Well, what about you? What sort of control do
you have over your wife?"

The third fellow said, "I'll tell you. Just the other night
my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "Wow! What
happened then?" they asked.

The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered,
"She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man.'"