No Rap. You are confuzzled with armoureddildos. We calls em good ol' boys. They roam the backwoods with all assorted forms of high powered irons with scope sights what could even see your pecker in yer Idaho from here. I ain't shittin ya. Now, I never knew er even thought such existed but I joined a Facebook group and there is a whack of em. I thought there were just a few like the ones I met up with way in back a yer beyond but... woooie! there's a lot.

Minds me. Yer Cabelas is openin a HUGE store about 2 km from me in a month er so. I gotta go see it. I gave up huntin n fishin years ago but it'll be like a walk down memory lane fast forwarded into the modern age of WTF do you need that for? Good ol boy (aka redneck) heaven.