A different song on the same topic. I found this on Spotify. THE COLONOSCOPY SONG As sung by Stu Moss on "Look at Me" (2005). I don't like getting older; it doesn't seem quite fair. Your memory fades, you need a hearing aid, and you lose your hair. The young men get the women, but I don't give a damn, 'Cause there's something I get more often than any younger man: A colonoscopy, a colonoscopy. It stirs such feelings so deep inside of me, And for a modest fee, A colonoscopy Opened up a whole new world for me. A tiny TV camera four feet inside of me, Some Valium, and a very large sum, and some Vaseline. I don't have much courage; I know myself, no doubt, But my gastroenterologist knows me inside out. A colonoscopy, a colonoscopy— I find I'm dreamin' of Someone with rubber gloves— Not a sigmoidoscopy, 'Cause a sigmoidoscopy Is just a semicolonoscopy. And I saw the whole thing on TV, And it opened up a whole new world, It opened up a whole new world, It opened up a whole new world for me.
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