A lady went into a grocery store to buy some onions and after looking through the produce section she asked the manager where the onions were and he said I don't have any. She became very irate attacking the owner a grocery store with no onions and he told her as soon as he got through with his customer he would explain to her
He said lady if you take the car out of carrots what do you have and she said rot, and if you take the to out of tomatoes what do you have and she said matoes, and if you take the fuck out of onions what do you have and she said there ain't no fuck in onions and he said lady that's what I've been trying to tell you there ain't No Fucking Onions