I heard this version in 1970 in Melbourne (Australia, not Florida!). "big hairy Tassie" gives it away as Australian: Tassie is Tasmania in colloquial Australian and the map of Tasmania is... the map of Tassie! en.wiktionary.org/wiki/map_of_Tassie

Now for what I can remember of the song.

1. Along came the lassie
with the big hairy Tassie
who was holding the dressie
for the whole world to see.

2. Along came the mannie
with the big standing uppie
who was going to fuck le lassie
with the big hairy Tassie
who was holding the dressie
for the whole world to see

3. Along came the mannie
with the big glassie-glassie
who was going to spy on the mannie
with the big standing uppie
who was going to fuck the lassie
with the big hairy Tassie
who was holding the dressie
for the whole world to see

4. Along came the mannie
with the big starrie-starrie
who arrested the mannie
who was going to spy on the mannie
with the big glassie-glassie
who was going to spy on the mannie
with the big standing uppie
who was going to fuck the lassie
with the big hairy Tassie
who was holding the dressie
for the whole world to see



The song was accompanied by gestures:
1. "hairy Tassie": turn around as if holding up dress and displaying the "map of Tasmania" from all angles

2. "mannie with standing uppie, fuck the lassie": self explanatory!

3. mannie with glassie-glassie: adjusting an imaginary eyeglass as if looking in the distance

4. describe a circle around imaginary policeman's star and grab man from behind by the shoulder