Your computer is at risk. Oh no. What should I do? We can save your computer. How? Please, go to www.****.com as soon as possible and ask for our highly trained technicians to save your computer. What was that address? www.****.com Are you sure? Yes, it's www.****.com I just tried it and it says the website cannot be displayed. You must try it again to save your computer from a very serious virus. Oh. Okay. I am on the website now. What should I do? The technician will tell you what to do. But, won't you stay on the line to help me talk to the technician? No, I have to inform other people about this very serious problem. Well then, I guess you had better fuck off and go do that. Yes, I must go to help other people. Okay then... fuck off. I wish I had recorded it on my digital recorder. DRAT!
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