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gnu BS: The Mother of all BS threads (59136* d) RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads 16 Jun 15


Your computer is at risk.
Oh no. What should I do?
We can save your computer.
How?
Please, go to www.****.com as soon as possible and ask for our highly trained technicians to save your computer.
What was that address?
www.****.com
Are you sure?
Yes, it's www.****.com
I just tried it and it says the website cannot be displayed.
You must try it again to save your computer from a very serious virus.
Oh. Okay. I am on the website now. What should I do?
The technician will tell you what to do.
But, won't you stay on the line to help me talk to the technician?
No, I have to inform other people about this very serious problem.
Well then, I guess you had better fuck off and go do that.
Yes, I must go to help other people.
Okay then... fuck off.

I wish I had recorded it on my digital recorder. DRAT!


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