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Nigel Parsons Sixty-Nine songs (39) Sixty-Nine songs 02 Jul 15

Okay, steer clear if you'll be offended.


I can't think of many, apart from rugby songs, that mention, or allude to the subject, so I may have to use mondegreens.

Every week Radio2 plays "How do you like your eggs in the morning"

I like the line:
"I like mine with a kiss. Up or down?"

Or the Beach Boys:
"And the Southern girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when I'm down there"

Or The Band
"Take a load of fanny" (okay, that word has different meanings UK/US)

Even Sir Tom (valleys boy & frequenter of rugby clubs) slips in:
"I'll soon be kissing your sweet little pussy, cat lips"

Any others to add?

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