My Grandmother used to recite this to me when I was child..
such fond memories...

when you're in a railway train
never look out o' the window pane
I look out o' the window once to my regret
when a lady passenger said to me
would you mind looking to see if the train has started yet

I looked out o' the window
and me 'at flew away
I tried to get it back again like an idiotic Jay
me bags were tight and they bursted
and the passengers from behind said
Oh, what a little short shirt he's got on
you'd better pull down the blind