Well, of` COURSE bowling balls are bald. Can you imagine what a bowling alley would sound like if they were wearing hairpieces? That clean smashing sound of wood on wood would be gone, replaced by a sort of smarmy muffled dragging kind of fwoosh sound. It would be the laughingstock of sound bites! All the other sound bites would snicker, chuckle, smirk, guffaw, and grimace whenever someone played the old "bowling alley sound clip". A national disgrace would ensue. Not to mention the shedding problem. TO be fair, a national disgrace is probably going to ensue anyway, even if bowling balls stay bald. But at least it won't be about either robot hair OR bowling ball hair.
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