I used to sellotape rabbits on my head. From a distance they looked like hares.

You have no idea how tempted I was to sing "Travelling Light" in, as Vic Reeves would put it, the style of a working men's club. Close your eyes when I sing it and you are whisked back to Worksop Miners Welfare, waiting for bingo to start. Snag is, Chris sings it seriously. Same as with due deference to Albert, you never hear me start a song with "Take the ribbon from your fur"

Obviously I'm too young to have stuck flowers in my hair 😎 but unfortunately I was in a few punk bands in my time. 🎸🎶

Any road up. It seems that whilst we were in The Red Lion, the gaffer at The Wheatsheaf is now alternating us with an electric night. I can't be in two places at once but would love to give that new Washburn dot an outing. I reckon Lord Franklin with fuzz overdrive and feed some chorus through the wah pedal....

I'd need to get to grips with the brilliant but basically beyond me looper if I were to clear the bar with Famous Flower of Serving Men though..