From there to here, from here to there,
They sing of the man with the plastic hair
He made his money with putting greens,
hotels, casinos and beauty queens.
With a jump, and a rump, and a hump and a bump
And a high hurrah for Donald Trump.

He made his fame with The Art of The Deal
and a TV show that was almost real.
Now he's known throughout the land.
He's no longer a man, he's become a brand.
With a hump, and a lump and a bump and a slump
And a High Hurrah for Donald Trump.

He wants to be president, he tried once before,
He gave up that time, 'cause teevee paid more.
This time, it seems, he'll do and dare,
and face the Iowa State fair.
With a lump and a jump and a hump and a bump
And a High Hurrah for Donald Trump.

He doesn't like immigrants, he says they're grim,
except for the ones who work for him.
His views on women are really nifty.
If you still live in nineteen fifty.
With a jump and a slump and a bump and a hump,
And a high hurrah for Donald Trump.

This is kind of a work in progress. Doggerel isn't as easy to write as you might think.