"SIR! This is for ladies only!!" the woman coming out of the loo told Rapparee. "So is this, Madame!", he retorted, "but occasionally I have to run a little water through it!". That was the last thing he remembered. When he woke up, a large and burly German polizei was staring at him from across a cold, damp room somewhere beneath the streets of Berlin. His hands were tied behind his back, and the polizei was thumbing through his wallet with great interest. (Fade to black)...
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