It'd be interesting to see how many lasses pass the "ladies" test at Doncaster train station.

The journalist Bernard Levin once said that he didn't smoke but preferred to sit in the smoking section of aeroplanes as you met a better class of people. No substance to the claim but fun to read. Or journalism as its called.

Reading some of the hilarious bollocks above, it got me thinking. Liberal bankers are the cause of someone's failures. Liberal political parties run Scotland in a liberal way. Liberal dogshit fouls the pavement. Liberal trouble makers cause the police to react. Liberal magistrates prevent cruelty to dogs. Liberal Mudcat contributors piss themselves laughing at bigotry laced with confusion.