OK, #, I give you credit for solving part of the mystery. it's clear that "I Am Lard" is a parody of the Gwen Zak/Leslie Fish song titled "I Am Lord." the lyrics page at letssingit.com has a YouTube recording of "Here I Am Lord" (a song by the St. Louis Jesuits), and I'm quite sure that's not the tune. So, what IS the tune?

I AM LORD

Lyrics © 19?? Gwen Zak
Melody © 19?? Leslie Fish

I'm the beat of your heart
In the guise that you wear
I'm the spark in your eye
For the love that you dare
I live deep in your breast
Feel me move, feel me rise
In your heart, in your soul
In your eyes

I am Lord, I am Light
Shining bright on the Earth
I am Love, and your soul
I will guide to rebirth
I am strength to be free
From all fear, if you're wise
In your heart, in your soul
In your eyes

I am Death, I touch all
I will come as I must
Bringing comfort and rest,
For your souls are my trust
And reunion my gift
Beyond death is the prize
For your heart, for your soul
For your eyes

I will pulse in your blood
I will ring from your core
When the Lady, my love,
Gives you flesh once more
You will meet and remember
The loves of your lives
For your heart and your soul
Are my eyes

I am Lord, I am Love
I'm the beat of your heart
I am Lord, I am Life
I'm the seed of your start
I am Lord, hear me laugh,
Feel me move, feel me rise
In your heart, in your soul
In your eyes

In your heart, in your soul
In your eyes

Read more: http://artists.letssingit.com/kathy-mar-lyrics-i-am-lord-5pjhj37#ixzz3m2c8D6tI
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