Well if Michael can give semi-daft and simplistic reasons for leaving, I'll do the same for staying. I don't want my new grandson to be called up for a war with Germany, just like I never got called up and my son never got called up. Plus I absolutely love the Mediterranean. Apart from that, tell the Spanish fishermen to bugger off and get a few other things sorted, such as paying farmers too much bloody money for producing either nothing, stuff we don't need or stuff we do need that's of rubbishy quality.