Years ago I heard an elderly woman from Glasgow singing a parody version of the Jule Styne/Sammy Caan song "Three Coins In A Fountain". It told the story of three women queuing up, waiting for a shop to open during the January sales. Each woman had her eye on the same bargain. After a fight broke out, they all ended up getting arrested and charged. I can't remember any of the words other than the final verse which ran something like this: "Three wives in a courtroom Each one hoping for a fine But the judge has decided One of them is doing time. Make it mine! Make it mine! Make it mine!" Can anyone help with the rest of the lyrics?
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