I copied these lyrics from All I Ever Wrote: The Complete Works by Ronnie Barker (Random House, 2015) and added stanza breaks (it was printed without them). COUNTRY HEAVEN R[onnie] B[arker] as rather swarthy, scruffy singer with guitar and mouth organ. Caption: Lightweight Louie Danvers An old country singer lay dying At the end of a long, weary life, And he lay with his loved ones around him: Three dogs, seven horse, and a wife. "O Mary, the voices are calling. They're calling and telling me to go, But before I set out on my journey, There one thing that I gotta know: CHORUS: "Do they play country music in Heaven? Are there still four square beats to a bar? Can I find a backing group amongst the angels? Can I swap my plucking harp for a guitar? 'Cos I can't, I just can't leave my music. It's the thing that has served me so well; So if I can't play my music in Heaven, I'll go play my music in Hell." And with that, he lay back on his pillow With a sad dreamy look in his eye, And his soul saddled up and departed For that pearly stockade in the sky. And there stood St Peter a-waiting, And he opened those big rhinestone gates. "But before I go in," said the singer, "St Peter, I must know my fate." CHORUS "Come inside now," said Peter, "and rest you. Change out of them dirty old things. Try these breeches of snowy white buckskin And a waistcoat with slits for your wings. Yes, you can play your music in Heaven— And your gee-tar is safe in your hands. There is no room in Hell for a singer 'Cos it's too full of rock-and-roll bands." CHORUS: So he played country music in Heaven, And there were four square beats to the bar, And he found a backing group among the angels, And he swapped his plucking harp for a guitar.
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