To encapsulate the international intentions of this endeavour, you may require some form of translation device for my communications.

Or in simple terms, the Grumpy Old Git (GOG) has been trying to learn as many languages as possible, and has decided to read the huge pile of unwanted dictionaries, phrasebooks and thesauruses (thesauri?) that modern younguns have no use for.

Dyma ni eto. Mae'n amser hwnnw unwaith eto ar gyfer anrhegion a hwyl. Ваш Секретный Санта начал охоту за совершенных элементов. Ole na ole mbụ e họrọ. Aktar se jkun jinstab fil-jiem u ġimgħat li ġejjin. Ntxiv kev sib txuas lus yuav ua raws li nrog tshiab.

And a message from Rudolph - i cmakryhlahflurhlgiabrlihargliarbglaihgvlz . or;ajerioguharl alhf a;uroialbrglarhgla ;oirhgujarlivbz lfks;ong;sot

He's not the brightest reindeer...