Musically, this one belongs to the funk genre. Sorry; it's got nothing to do with driving, but there are a surprising number of songs with a drunk Santa theme, so I think this trend deserves to be documented. SANTA'S DRUNK As recorded by Fathead on "Santa's Got Mojo 2" (2012) Santa's drunk; what more can we say? Hasn't stopped drinkin' since the fourth of May. Santa's drunk; what more can we say? He sold the reindeers and he pawned the sleigh. Rudolph with your nose so bright, You're out of a job; that's right. Santa's nose is twice as red From drinkin' moonshine in his bed. Santa's drunk; what more can we say? Been six months since the elves been paid. Santa's drunk; what more can we say? It looks like Christmas is gonna be delayed. Money's tight for old Saint Nick, So Mrs. Claus is turnin' tricks. Eskimos for miles around Are checkin' out what's goin' down. Santa's drunk; what more can we say? He's goin' for a walk in a liquor haze. Santa's drunk; what more can we say? Just tag along and follow him today. He's wobbling to and fro. Here comes space(?) plan number fo'. Back on the street with a laugh. He's comin' to your house at last. Santa's drunk; what more can we say? Milk and cookies won't cut it today. Leave out the booze and break out the stash. It's guaranteed to get Santa on your ass. Don't be fooled by his jolly face. He's prob'ly casing out your place. Check him good before he flies(?). You'll prob'ly just say: "Nick, you've lied(?)" Santa's drunk.… [fade]
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