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'Good Vibrations' chorus (Beach Boys)

I'm pickin' up a new vibrator,
You can have my old potator..(potato)

All My Lovin' (Beatles)

Close your eyes
Spread your legs
And I'll fertilize your eggs
And won't get off til I'm though,
And in while I'm away,
I'll beat off every day,
And send all my drippings to you.

'When the Musics Over' (Doors)

Your pubic odor
Turned off my lights
Knocked off my lights
And blurred my sight

'Wind Beneath My Wings' (Bette Midler)
(Final refrain)

You are the wind between my cheeks

Yikes! I gotta get out of here....see ya'!!

GfS

P.S. Hope that's crude enough for ya'!!