Here's one I remember from over 40 years ago. I wonder if any young 'uns nowadays know what Spanish Fly is/was?

Anyway, this is to the tune of The Blue-Tail Fly:

When I was young, I used to wait
On Master while he'd masturbate
And pass the towel so he'd get dry
'Cause he took lots of Spanish Fly

Refrain:
Jimmy jacked off, and I don't care
Jimmy jacked off, and I don't care
Jimmy jacked off, and I don't care
The bastard's gone away

He screwed the animals on the farm
He thought it wouldn't do no harm
Then his hand went creeping up my thigh
He blamed it on the Spanish Fly

(Refrain)

The pony felt the Master's itch
He buggered him like a sonofabitch
So, he kicked my Master in the fly
And said, "Next time. . . .use K-Y"

(Refrain)

They laid him under the persimmon tree
Like he laid everything else, you see
Oh, you might go blind, or worse, you'll die
So, keep away from Spanish Fly

(Refrain)


It may have originally been somewhat more graphic, but this is pretty much what I remember hearing.


Jay