Yes, Rap. Plus, huntin season is over and that means Dale won't be jackin any moose or deer til Kissmeass Eve. I assume Daisy and him ain't done their shoppin so if they do come to Moncton, they will be lookin fer me ta take em ta yer Costco. Seein as how I sold my truck and I got a peep hole on my back door, I kin just not answer the door. Combine that with caller ID on my phone and Henry's yer uncle.

Did I ever tell ya about Uncle Henry "Peg Leg" Pascal? What a character. Last time he went to jail was fer smashin out the big plate glass window of the liquor store in Chipman. Man what needs a drink and got a peg leg can't be stopped. He was Gramma Owens' brother. Got a pile a stories about him... all bad. He used to spend winters boarding at Gramma's until the "tabaccky pipe incident".... Uncle Chic, at the age of five years old was rendered with no fingerprint on an index finger and, subsequently, Peg Leg had an imprint of Gramma's boot on his ass.