"Wull, Squire, Oi was 'ere with my colleagues -- Oi call 'em colleagues, but we ain't nothin' more than rough pirates, if we be understandin' one another -- and we was 'aving yet one more argiment over if it was 10 paces from the tree on the right, or 10 from the tree on the left, and this fool parrot that 'as prevented me often from bein' able to discover a boon female shipmate owin' to the droppin's on my shoulder, says, "Awwwwk, try Mudcat, pheeweeep, try, Try Mudcat, Awwwwk". So Squire, that is just wot we did, and, by Davy Jones' locker, 'ere it is -- Treasure, TREASURE, doubloons, pieces of eight, just winkin' at you, bedevillin' yer mind, blessin' yer pardon, Sir!!!!!! An' Oi don't mind revealin' to you just wot it said about sharin' out the wealth either, Squire, if you'd just be pleased to stand over there where the view from this curs'd island is both singolar and most precipitous!!!!!"