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GUEST,punkfolkrocker BS: Men only, please (63* d) RE: BS: Men only, please 09 Jan 16


Now I'm not too far off 60, for the first time in my life I admit I do find 'size' an issue.

I was born with what I've got, made do with it, and just got on with it....
and although only family economy average size, 'he's' always been a hard conscientious worker
and rarely ever let anyone down.

But now we are settled into a comfy sedentary lifestyle.
The problem is that for every extra inch of flab that piles on my gut and her arse and thighs,
the poor little chap has correspondingly that much less effective working length...

No wonder older fatter swingers seem so obsessed with 10 and 12 inchers.... ??? 😜


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