"Guest - a member": For your own sake, find a better underwear emporium and buy a bra that fits.

Around here, the chain stores stock nothing -- NOTHING -- with cups larger than DD, which is fine for the fashionable young women who constitute their most-favoured clientele, but inadequate for wide swaths of the rest of us.

I patronize Ottawa's best underwear shop because it offers a good selection of bras in my size, which is 34G. Until that joint opened for business, I literally never had a bra that fit, usually settling for something with a band in the 38 to 40 range that would spend most of the day lodged up around my shoulderblades. The alternative was a 36 or 34 DD bra that made me look as if I had four tits.

Buying a bra entails a trip across town, the full Trial By Fitting Room experience and a hell of a lot of money, but at least I get one that does the job and does not feel like an instrument of torture.