Speaking of baggy pants, I once knew a guy who wore pants so baggy that he could take three steps without moving a pant leg. Quite a sight, it was.

Reguar washing of a humans "front parts" should obviously also include the "rear parts" (front to back is recommended, especally if you aren't a gent). This is especially important f you wsh to get ahead in life, or plan to work as a plumber. I recall this good advice from a Red Foxx conedy album, where he expressed it more clearly by saying, "you've gotta wash your ass".