Does anyone know the lyrics, or even better the chords as well, to an old song about a fair in Somerset and the various events that happen at it. The songs starts with the line 'Down in Somersetshire'. Later in the song it is implied that the vicar looks up a womans skirt and it ends with some chap called Sam Garvey climbing a greasy pole to get at a bacon that is on the top of it, but the pole falls down and he ends up sat on top of the bacon.