All Trump has to do is announce he will be selecting Kanye West as his running mate/VP; Kim Kardashian as Secretary of State; Martin Shkreli as Secretary of Health and Human Services; *Ann Coulter as Secretary of Defense; *Sarah Palin as Secretary of Defense; and get this, a quintessential stroke of genius (although modesty prevents my saying so), Chris Christie as Chief of Staff. It would be a landslide victory. *Please note that there would be two SecDefs: one for even-numbered days and one for odd-numbered days. For the benefit of true Trump supporters, I'll explain. Even-numbered days are days that fall on 2,4,6,8,10,12 etc. Odd-numbered days are 1,3,5,7,9,11, etc. Let's Make America Great Again.
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