These are even funnier than the ones Donuel posted:
abdominal pain abdominal cramps aggressive behavior constipation sleep problems headaches irritability loss of developmental skills in children loss of appetite fatigue high blood pressure numbness or tingling in the extremities memory loss anemia kidney dysfunction
(From Healthline.com) Of course symptoms in children are way funnier than in adults)
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