I have done something. All day yesterday, from 00:01 to 11:59:59.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999, I was up in Yellowstone squirting water from a garden hose down deep into the ground. I think I put the fire out.

If not, well, the Cascadia Fault will go soon and I may have lubricated it. But everything west of the Cascade's eastern slope will soon liquefy and slip muddily into the Pacific. This will trigger the San Andreas, which will dump everything from Fresno south and east to the Nevada border into the Pacific; stuff north of Fresno will be spared and so will Mexico and the drought will be over. However...the tectonic balance will be unbalanced the the New Madrid Fault will kick in and the Mississippi will again run bluff-to-bluff as God intended; New Orleans needn't worry about flooding as the Atchafalaya dams will break and the Big River will flow unimpeded down what was the Atchafalaya, bypassing NO and leaving lots of things high and dry. THAT will unbalance the Great Lakes and they will cataclysmicly flood everything from the US shores to Memphis to Mobile to New York City. The Humongous Canadian Sea Wall, put up to stop the Great Lakes from slopping into Toronto and Montreal, will fail and all of Canada will slide and overlay the US -- the property claims will tie up the World Court for decades. Eventually the Canadians will scoop everything up, shovel it into trucks, and Make Canada Great Again, not for any reason other than the innate niceness of Canadians.

I think the hose thing will work, though.