Aussiebloke quietly enters the Cardio-lounge...
Sidles over to the bar and quietly orders a double-pneumonia - shaken, not stirred...
Takes a sip, masterfully resist the temptation to cough and splutter as the firewater slips past the oesophageal varices - blinks away the tears - regains focus, and there she is, the woman of my dreams!
"Hey babe, you've got acute angina"
Whap! Gets hit upside the head with a banjo.
Dang! I hate that.
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