These words seem to be a parody of "I HEARD THE VOICE OF JESUS SAY (COME UNTO ME AND REST)" but it is sung to a different tune. I HEARD THE VOICE OF A PORK CHOP [I. As recorded by Jim Jackson, 30-Jan-1928. YouTube.] I walked and I walked and I walked and I walked; I stopped for to rest my feet. I set down on an old oak tree, there went fast asleep. I dreamt I was settin' in a swell cafe as hungry as a bear. My stomach sent a telegram to my throat: "There's a wreck on the road somewhere." I heard the voice of a pork chop say: "Come unto me and rest." Well, you talk about your stewin' beef; I know what's the best. Well, you talk about your chicken, ham and eggs, turkey stuffed and dressed, But I heard the voice of a pork chop say: "Come unto me and rest." [II. As recorded by Ben Curry (a.k.a. Blind Bogus Ben Covington), 1-Sep-1928. Jim Jackson is credited as songwriter. YouTube.] I ain't had no use for chicken since way back yonder last spring, For a chicken tried to peck me 'cause I stepped on his wing. Old chicken caused me to go to jail; I don't let no chicken do that. I would have stoled ev'ry hen he had, but I found out they was fat. I was walking down the street today just as hungry as I could be, And I walked right in a swell cafe; this is what they said to me: "Hey, won't you have some chicken?" "Oh, no, I'll have some beef." "Anytime a man refuse chicken here, he has to pay before he eats." I heard the voice of a pork chop say: "Come unto me and rest." You talk about liver, stew and beans, but I know what's the best. That's pork chop, veal chop, ham and eggs, turkey stuffed and dressed. I heard the voice of a pork chop say: "Come unto me and rest." Well, I walked and I walked and I walked and I walked and I stopped to rest my feet. I set down beside of a great big tree; then I soon was fast asleep. I dreamed I was settin' in a swell cafe just as hungry as a bear. My stomach sent a telegram to my throat: "There's a wreck on the road somewhere." I heard the voice of a pork chop say: "Come unto me and rest." You talk about liver, stew and beans, but I know what's the best. That's pork chop, veal chop, ham and eggs, turkey stuffed and dressed. Heard the voice of a pork chop say: "Come unto me and rest."
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