Nah, you ain't all that bad. You put an awful lot of people to death by lethal injection, you waterboard suspects, you imprison people for years without trial in Guantanamo, you produce a quarter of the planet's pollution from just 5% of the planet's population, you allow the NRA, who no-one voted for, to dictate your insane gun laws, and you screw up half the world with your foreign policy. Apart from that, hunkydory. You can pee where you want to. I must buy a ticket post haste. What I must be missing.