Well, he is fond of saying "trouble is my middle name". Now, let's see, Rap. You have arbitrarily killed off 2 of my main characters. (Winston Wellington-Jones and Hector Ballsworthy) You have caused another main character, the esteemed Ms Rutledge to commit 4 murders, albeit one of them offscreen. This means you already owe me so much in reparations that it will take you another 3 lifetimes just to BEGIN paying them off! And meanwhile I shall, of course, simply resurrect the characters, as happens in fiction and video games. I look forward to receiving your first $10,000 installment at the beginning of July.
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